How drinking changes your perspective

Create a mind space that allows you to tell the entire world to fuck right off.

It is this simple if you have a beer and a garden chair and a proper sniper's nest facing the street.

Sit back, open that beer and place the bottle cap between your thumb and middle finger and launch that fucker right at you neighbor's bald head!

All of those evil thoughts about everybody around you annoying the fucking hell outta ya will vanish as quickly as the alcohol percentage on the bottle promises; For instance, a stupid beer with only 3% like a Miller Light will not scare your woes away, but will make you as fat as an Ohio barn because you will have to drink about 40 of the fuckers for success if you have as much stress as I carry.

Do you hate everyone or just those whiny ass customers that have gnawed the last bit of flesh right off your ass? Racer 5 is an effective beer to rid a days worth of horror. Whether your soul has been sucked dry by a bible-bashing coworker or you have been left for dead on a rural road by your sociopath boyfriend, if you could find one, an Eye of the Hawk will seal those holes and 4 or more will permanently remove all of the scars.

Stun Guns hurt too...

Once that booze starts flowing, crack open a Modern Drunkard Magazine and feel the pain from those long forgotten face cramps you used to get when you smiled.

If smiles are few, remember your brew!